HE KNOWS EVERYTHING!
CHICKS LUV HIM!
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GREAT EXPLORER and TRUTHER !
KNOWS THE BEST CHOW!
When we're not on TV, the puppet bunch writes the songs that make the whole world hurl 4 sure.
So wake up.
The puppet bunch has more talent and mad skills than any 10 wedding bands combined. And that includes Drake, Katy Perry and Lil' Wayne. Combined. In a blender. Or whatever the screw is popular.
at the age of 2, Crazy Mark could play guitar better than Angus Young or angus beef. He wrote operas. Orchestral pieces for 56 arrangements of instruments and flavors of ice cream.
But, alas, the powers that be only wanted to hear more disco and Slim Whitman yodeling.
Mark knew he had to play dirty in a dirtier business.
That's when he happened upon WILLY WEASEL.
In a diner. Eating peach pie, blackberry milkshakes, chocolate twinkie cakes and the greasiest hamburger ever.
** BBBLUUURRRRPP!!! **
Willy Weasel has more talent in his toenail clippings than any musician.
Because he IS Willy Weasel.
All. Day. Long.